19 funny Kris Kringle gift ideas under $40

Take out your woes on some poor, unsuspecting bubble wrap.

The government should issue these for free to all of us for making it through 2020.

Leave tonight’s binge up to chance.

For the girlfriend who’s "not hungry".

For the serial dater.

So dad can take care of his remaining 5 strands.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Oh, and you can get a matching one for their cat.

For that friend who still takes their laundry to mum.

What better way to overcome your arachnophobia than by controlling a giant spider?

For the mate who failed Movember. Again.

I did say I was having just one glass.

Jenga for casual alcoholics.

For the colleague whose desk is always filthy.

Now there’s no excuse for that graveyard in your apartment.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

Because anyone who says they’re not thinking about food 24/7 is a dirty liar.

Save them those precious few seconds of manually opening their bevvy like a pleb.

Food abominations that shouldn’t work, but do.

Get on the beers (while getting clean).