19 funny Kris Kringle gift ideas under $40

The perfect cheeky gift for everyone in your life.

If you’re here, you’re probably out of ideas. Or you’ve left it wayyy later than you meant to. Hey, no judgement. That’s exactly why we spent hours trawling the internet to find the best, funniest Kris Kringle gift ideas that won’t break the bank. Nothing on our list is over $40, and it’s sorted from cheapest to most expensive, so you can find the perfect Secret Santa/Kris Kringle gift for your price range.

Happy shopping!

Poppit stress sheets - kris kringle gift ideas

Take out your woes on some poor, unsuspecting bubble wrap.

despair christmas ornament - kris kringle gift ideas

The government should issue these for free to all of us for making it through 2020.

dice-flix - kris kringle gift ideas

Leave tonight’s binge up to chance.

the freeloader fork - kris kringle gift ideas

For the girlfriend who’s “not hungry”.

tinder nightmares - kris kringle gift ideas

For the serial dater.

world's smallest hair dryer - kris kringle gift ideas

So dad can take care of his remaining 5 strands.

tin foil hat - kris kringle gift ideas

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Oh, and you can get a matching one for their cat.

how to adult - kris kringle gift ideas

For that friend who still takes their laundry to mum.

remote control tarantula - kris kringle gift ideas

What better way to overcome your arachnophobia than by controlling a giant spider?

knitted beard beanie - kris kringle gift ideas

For the mate who failed Movember. Again.

guzzle buddy wine glass - kris kringle gift ideas

I did say I was having just one glass.

drinking tower - kris kringle gift ideas

Jenga for casual alcoholics.

usb dust blaster - kris kringle gift ideas

For the colleague whose desk is always filthy.

How to raise a plant and make it love you back - kris kringle gift ideas

Now there’s no excuse for that graveyard in your apartment.

Simpsons bart vs. Australia boot flag - kris kringle gift ideas

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

gigantic pizza beach blanket - kris kringle gift ideas

Because anyone who says they’re not thinking about food 24/7 is a dirty liar.

wall mounted bottle opener - kris kringle gift ideas

Save them those precious few seconds of manually opening their bevvy like a pleb.

twisted the cookbook - kris kringle gift ideas

Food abominations that shouldn’t work, but do.

beer holder shower - kris kringle gift ideas

Get on the beers (while getting clean).