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19 funny Kris Kringle gift ideas under $40

The perfect cheeky gift for everyone in your life.

Georgia Dixon
Nov 28, 2020
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If you’re here, you’re probably out of ideas. Or you’ve left it wayyy later than you meant to. Hey, no judgement. That’s exactly why we spent hours trawling the internet to find the best, funniest Kris Kringle gift ideas that won’t break the bank. Nothing on our list is over $40, and it’s sorted from cheapest to most expensive, so you can find the perfect Secret Santa/Kris Kringle gift for your price range.

Happy shopping!

Take out your woes on some poor, unsuspecting bubble wrap.

The government should issue these for free to all of us for making it through 2020.

Leave tonight’s binge up to chance.

For the girlfriend who’s "not hungry".

Tinder nightmares

For the serial dater.

So dad can take care of his remaining 5 strands.

tin-foil-hat

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Oh, and you can get a matching one for their cat.

how-to-adult

For that friend who still takes their laundry to mum.

remote-control-tarantula

What better way to overcome your arachnophobia than by controlling a giant spider?

For the mate who failed Movember. Again.

I did say I was having just one glass.

Jenga for casual alcoholics.

usb-dust-blaster

For the colleague whose desk is always filthy.

Now there’s no excuse for that graveyard in your apartment.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

Because anyone who says they’re not thinking about food 24/7 is a dirty liar.

Save them those precious few seconds of manually opening their bevvy like a pleb.

Food abominations that shouldn’t work, but do.

beer-holder-shower-speaker

Get on the beers (while getting clean).

Georgia Dixon
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Georgia Dixon
Georgia Dixon has over seven years' experience writing about all things tech, entertainment and lifestyle, with bylines in TechLife magazine, 7NEWS and Stuff.co.nz. In her spare time, you'll find her playing games and daydreaming about good food, wine, and dogs.

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